New England at Orlando, Match 32: Not good, Bob!

There are times when I question why I keep a game on, and parts of the first half had me questioning my sanity last night. But, dare I say, the second half continued to give me a false sense of hope that maybe, somehow, despite the odds stacked against ’em, these Revs might still make a run at something.

Delusional, I know, but it is amazing to me that when we play in a formation suited to the roster, we look better. Switching to that 3-5-2/5-3-2 gave us something last night, and we took it to one of the better teams in the league (albeit when they might have come slightly off the gas). Or maybe I am just delusional.

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New England vs. Columbus, Match 31: That was pain

Welp, that fucking sucked. Wish I could be more eloquent in my summary of the game but what’s the point? Pissed away chances, subs pissed themselves, and ultimately we pissed away a point—or even three—to a direct rival in the playoff race.

But please, Curt, explain to us again how our roster was set despite a window still being open and our starting right back going down with an ACL injury.

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New England vs. Atlas, Leagues Cup Round of 32: A storybook ending to hellish week

On the night of the organization’s 1,000th competitive game, the New England Revolution’s all-time appearance leader stepped up in a penalty kick situation with a chance to win it for his side. Of course Andrew Farrell finished the deal. Hitting the team’s eighth spot kick in penalties, Farrell’s finish sent the Revs to an 8-7 win and a spot in the Leagues Cup Round of 16, and washed away the bitter taste of so many moments that had built up over the course of this week.

It was a storybook moment almost cliche to write, but the fact Farrell was put in that situation wasn’t the work of some mysterious ghostwriter high in the rafters at Gillette. It was because the Revs put together a gutsy, statement performance when so many things conspired against the guys in the days leading up.

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New England at New York Red Bulls, Leagues Cup Match 1: I need a C4

So I have to apologize to everyone, I for sure brought this on us. FanDuel sportsbook was offering what I thought were incredible odds for the Revs yesterday, so I made a bet for the first time in two months. I’m sorry, everyone.

It turns out the guys making the odds do know more than a common man. I still think +320 was too good a line not to throw a tenner down, but that’s a different discussion. What we need to discuss: How freaking bland the Revs looked last night in the 0-0 draw (4-2 PKs). The good thing first: We at least got a point, and our fate for the knockout rounds is in our hands, in our stadium. Back to the bad:

Playing at Red Bull Arena for the second time in two weeks, the Revs had the chance to wash away the bitter memory of Andrew Farrell’s disallowed goalazo with a commanding performance. Instead, they were dominated in possession, and looked devoid of all creativity. Are we sure we can’t play D.C. United every week?

It was rather shocking how bad the Revs looked last night. I think part of it comes down to rotation, and bringing in guys that either haven’t played for us period (MAK) or since the middle of June (Noel Buck). Pair them with a guy that signed for us in this summer window (Ian Harkes) and that’s a midfield three that’s played 0 minutes together, and just Ian’s 240ish since the calendar turned to July. Especially in the first half, that lack of cohesion was evident. There were several times that MAK started stepping forward and chasing the ball despite being our CDM at the base of the 4, and no one filled in behind him. At one point, it lead to a good NYRB chance (or is it RBNY I got confused last night).

But MAK gets a moment to figure it out, and he did look great in bits throughout the evening (his ball retention stood out, made a couple nice moves to create space and give himself a chance to pick a pass). What was concerning is I forgot Buck and Harkes were even on the field for large swaths of this game. It’s no secret that NYRB press the ball and want to make teams uncomfortable in possession. Why’d we have to make it so easy for them? With Bobby and Gustavo unable to hold the ball up when huffed up to them, the Revs had little in the way of choices for maintaining and controlling possession. It was hard to watch at times as the ball found its way to someone, and they were unable to find anyone else to give the ball to. Considering the fact we put out a full-strength XI, I’m worried by last night.

In the Bruce Arena era we’ve always struggled with pressing teams (see 4 games, 0 wins against Red Bulls in our last 4), but perhaps we could practice more to deal with it? Or perhaps use our DP striker to try and shake things up earlier than the 70th minute? Bobby had a game to forget last night, both in terms of missing some sitters/easy chances (first time, Bobby, first time…) and in his inability to ever just hold the ball. Bruce must know something we don’t, because at HT I was begging in my head to see the swap. Took another 25 minutes before we got it, and Ema was brought on first (how him and Giacomo didn’t come on together will baffle me).

None of this matters, though, if we don’t have Djordje between the posts. At least two moments last night where his ability was put on full display, and the defense gets covered for so much by Petro’s ability to make himself big and smother shots. He, Andrew, and Dave did their jobs last night, I thought, to keep NYRB at bay as much as possible. Thought for both Brandon and DeJuan that it was a night to forget.

Carles cut a frustrated figure at times during the game, and it’s hard to blame him with the lack of time on the ball. But he still nearly carved us out a winner, when he opened up Red Bulls with that pass to Vrioni late that Giacomo could only put at the ‘keeper and not around him. Hate to be critical, but really was hoping for more placement from Vrioni on the shot. At least it went on target. For the record: We only had two on target, both in the second half, neither very testing of the goalie. Belch.

And then in PKs…Djordje does his job by making a save, setting it up for the penalty takers to send us home. DeJuan’s penalty sneaks in 8/10 probably, so that sucked. But what the fuck was Giacomo’s attempt? That little dance (I hate those little dances on PKs, IDC if they go in) and then half-asses a shot nearly down the middle. You’re a striker, put your laces through it and into a corner! Instead, he barely touches it, and John Tolkin (how was that bench spot behind DeJuan?) gets to hit a dance move on us to celebrate winning. SOMEONE GIVE ME A C4 THEY’RE BETTER THAN RED BULL.

But, at least we got a point. Gotta find the silver lining. And, we go home to Gillette for the second game against Atletico de San Luis. I know 0 about Liga MX, so not even going to pretend I know what to expect. I just hope everyone in Blue is able to wipe away the memory from Saturday and start fresh Wednesday. Win and we’re through. Win, and we’re through.

By the Numbers

  • 51.7 percent possession for the Revs. Highlighting this number because it didn’t feel like a 50-50 game at times. Things did open up in the second half and that probably allowed New England to see more of the ball, but I’m still shocked that we “won” the possession battle.
  • 2 yellow cards. Highlighting because the ref last night should have shown more cards, both ways. This game got a little ugly at times and I swear in MLS games someone would have been sent off.
  • 8 clean sheets this year. Most thanks to Djordje. Enjoy him while we can, folks.

Links

  • Revs put back up a post-game presser story. Please be consistent in this, team! Bruce: “We’re still in the competition, we have to win on Wednesday. Our mission is clear: we have to win on Wednesday.”
  • A great oral history of the Revs winning the SuperLiga.
RIP Olivia. Strength to the Knighton clan. So, so sad.

New England vs. Atlanta, Match 22 & vs. DC United, Match 23: In the Pines then on the water

Sometimes when the stars align, you have to take your shot. So when my calendar cleared up, some plans got moved, and my wife graciously offered to watch the kid, I decided it was high time to head east and pay a visit to the Razor for the midweek game against Atlanta United.

Then Saturday, I missed all four goals because family vacation. Whoops! So I’m just going to throw a bunch of stuff at the wall and hope some of it sticks.

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New England at Cincinnati, Game 20: Honors even, again

After 180 minutes of soccer, I can say one definitive thing about the budding New England/Cincinnati “rivalry”—we’re gonna need another 90 in the playoffs to decide who’s better. And barring the Philadelphia and Nashville fan bases, how many people would really mind if this was the Eastern Conference final?

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New England vs. Toronto, Match 19: A hat trick of home wins!

Something I always have to remind myself when it comes to sports: At the end of a season, it doesn’t matter how a game got into the “win” column—just that it did. Last night was a perfect example. God, that was u-g-l-y at times, particularly in the second half as the Revs (10-3-6, 36 points) started to run out of gas and Bruce Arena inexplicably failed to use three of his allotted subs (more on that in a second).

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New England vs. Orlando, Match 18: One La Pantera is better than a pride of Lions

Who knew a Designated Player Striker could not only start a game, not only register an assist, but start, get an assist, and score a goal! Gustavo Bou’s return to the starting lineup last week carried over to Saturday, and La Pantera sent a reminder to everyone that there are plenty of talented Argentines in MLS.

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New England vs. Inter Miami, Match 17: Three points again, finally!

So it’s really funny, I had to work Saturday night so I missed almost the entire game live and instead followed via (hashtag)NERevs. I kid you not, I finally got the game on and witnessed this Farrell masterclass within the first 30 seconds. Soccer gods punish me for not watching!

But three points is three points, and with three goals scored before the penalty was given—I laughed when it happened because it was so absurd to witness—the Revs put a halt to a league winless streak that started back on May 13 against this hapless Inter Miami side.

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New England at Atlanta, Match 15: You’re confused? I’m confused, bro

Um, what just happened? I had the emotions that all three of these guys are showing in this one moment, throughout the entirety of the match (and that guy in the blue recycled jersey will get his moment too) after a perplexing 3-3 draw with Atlanta United.

  • First guy on left: The empty stare you give when thinking about how the Revs can no longer defend
  • Middle guy: The soul-crushing realization that instead of watching your DPs connect in intricate and decisive ways, one can’t get off the bench instead of Jozy. Fucking. Altidore.
  • Guy on right: Where was the tactical change to try and create any foothold in the game!?
  • Bonus: Carles Gil when he scored the equalizer and got to do the “quiet down” celebration
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